Humour -Build Yourself a Real Flying Plane
When you have some “luxury” time off like I
have, you have a lot of time to think, create, invent & play.
This is something I came up with last week. Please give it a try
when you have some spare time.
It’s great fun and easy - just follow these instructions.
Using a razor blade, carefully split a match.
Make sure that you leave some of the sulphur, it will be the
nice nose on your plane.
Build your plane by gluing the small wood
chips together – the wing – crossed over the rest of the match.
If you feel like it (it’s not necessary) you can use some of the
leftovers to build a nice tail. You can also build a bigger wing
of lightwood, in this way you can fit even more engines. Use
your imagination!
Catch a couple of flies (this is the hard part
of the game). Put them in a glass pot. Put the pot in the
freezer. In a couple of seconds the flies will be deep cold. I
think it’s called "cryogenics" or something like that. Not
important. The important thing is that you don’t cool down your
engines too much - it will kill them. A good trick and
workaround is to put them in the refrigerator instead. It takes
more time, but when you finally have caught enough engines it
would be wise to be careful with them.
While you’re waiting for your engines to be
cold enough and stiff, drop some contact glue on the places
where you want to place you engines.
Take out your flies from the
refrigerator/freezer. Place them on the glue pools you made in
the step above.
Breathe warm breath on the flies. - As if by
magic your flies that where frozen a moment ago are now coming
back to life. Of course you all knew they were not dead, these
guys are your engines.
Start the plane. If you've done it correctly
it will work fine and you haven’t been cruel to the flies
either, actually you taught them the important lesson that
negotiation is the right way ahead! Lean back and enjoy watching
the happy flies playing around with the plane! Because even if
all flies look the same, eat the same shit, and are being eaten
by the same kind of birds, they will never have experienced
anything like this before!
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